This Adaptation to the Banjo Is “The Biggest Revolution in Folk Music Since Deodorant”

Oct 24, 2014 By Abraham 0

Over the last decade, banjo player Kurt Quinn has perfected his invention — the bandrum. It’s a relatively simple addition to any banjo that creates built-in percussion. Of course, he’s turned to Kickstarter to fund the first run of his instrument, since currently there is only a single prototype. But the best part is, to build 100 bandrums, all he needs to raise is…$28.

As you can imagine, drummers everywhere are at risk. As one commenter on Quinn’s Kickstarter page notes,

[T]housands of drummers will go unemployed within the next few years.

Your next Kickstarter campaign should be course teaching drummers to tune banjos, so they will have something to do.

And another…

I think I speak for all the backers when I say, I’ve been looking for something like this for years! My band has a particularly smug drummer that I’m looking forward to replacing. Your days are numbered Todd!

I think you’ll agree that it is truly…different. You’ve never seen or heard anything quite like it…

Sarcastic Moms Hilariously Caption Ridiculous Stock Photos of Motherhood

Oct 24, 2014 By Abraham 0

If the pictures of “parenting” featured on many stock image sites are to be believed, having kids is all bright smiles, bright kitchens, and bright clothes. But, as anyone who has kids (or anyone who has ever even seen a kid) can attest…this is all a lie.

Over at the site It’s Like They Know Us, moms with a sarcastic flair can submit their favorite, most ridiculous stock image of motherhood accompanied by an acerbic caption. The contrast between the pseudo-serenity in the imagery and the biting mockery in the commentary is perfect.

Here are a few of the best…

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This is How You Launch (and Almost Tip Over) a New $360-Million Ship

Oct 24, 2014 By Joey White 0

You wouldn’t think that putting a huge combat ship in the water for the first time would remind you of a child tossing a toy boat into a bathtub, but that’s exactly what it looks like.

When Lockheed Martin launched the USS Detroit last weekend, they recorded the combat ship sliding into the water. The impressive feat of engineering makes for a bizarre spectacle…

Via: VVV

This Guy Keeps Ramming a Gate with His Car. Finally, the Gate Ends It with a Shocking Knockout…

Oct 23, 2014 By Joey White 0

After the woman he seems to have been arguing with got out of the car, a man inexplicably decided that driving through a parking gate was a good idea. After he was through, he tried to drive back out — again with the gate in the way — and that’s when things got really crazy.

While this incident ended without any injuries, over $40,000 in damages were caused when it all ended in the most bizarre manner possible…

Via: DPF

These Boys Lost Their Cat for 2 Months. Watch Their Tearful Reunion…and Prepare to Cry

Oct 23, 2014 By Megan Berman 3

Anyone who’s pet has gone missing knows that it is absolutely heartbreaking — after a certain amount of time, you begin to lose hope that you’ll ever find your beloved furry friend again.

13-year old Maddy the cat had been lost for two months when she was found near a local gas station. These boys’ mom took Maddy home to a joyful, tearful reunion with her young humans, who absolutely LOSE IT when they see her.

So sweet…